A couple of months ago I had one of those “Ah Ha!” thoughts that feels like a long awaited puzzle piece dropping out of the political sky and falling right into plain sight. Even more so as of this 1/5/21 update. The setting… President Trump’s increasing adamance that the majority of voters love him so much that the only way he can lose this election is by Biden/democrat voter fraud… ironically, as the Republicans do everything they can to disenfranchise any/all voters by any means necessary, democracy be damned. No surprises here. But looking at Trump’s increasing bluster as Biden’s poll numbers continued to rise, his refusal to concede that’s now gone into high gear as the noose/election loss reality closes in, and his increasingly not so subtle messaging attempts to his militia base to come to his aid and stand ready in the event of forced removal and the scent of inciting a civil war (and/or international war begining in Iran)… I get the sense of a very scared, very desperate, but also very shrewd man setting up his hard core true believers to take the carefully crafted “emergency!” bait, and the inevitable fall. Teflon Trump’s last brilliant ruse? Or just a final publicity stunt?

January 20th, 2021… as Joe Biden is being sworn in as 46th American President, a group of FBI and various law enforcement officials, including his personal Secret Service detail, surround now Citizen Trump. The commanding agent says, “Mr. Trump, we have several warrents for your arrest. Please come with us.”… the recurring nightmare that regularly haunts Capt. Trumpty Dumpty as he contemplates the urgency of abandoning the MAGA ship and leaving his faithful followers to sink for themselves…

Our Machia-villian misleader knows full well that by losing the election, on inauguration day 2021, as Joe Biden is sworn in as our next lawful president, Donald Dog Doo becomes just another US citizen neck deep in legal, possibly felonious, shit creek and the very real possibility of serving a whole lotta prison time. Heh heh heh, those recently leaked New York Times Trump income tax documents deciphered by the one and only tax fraud expert, David Cay Johnston, that suggest massive tax evasion; the ongoing Deutsche Bank (money laundering?) investigations ongoing in New York… Trump, er uh, chump change when you consider the multitude of 4,000 plus lawsuits Trump and Company has been involved in over his entire “successful businessman” career. He is certainly most successful with the ins and outs of bankruptcy law! And speaking of bankruptcy, there is still time to place your auction bid to blow up his failed Atlantic City Trump Casino. Hurry! Bidding ends on Inauguration Day, Jan 20th. Full media coverage (?) on Jan 29th. Maybe someone can get Banksy to paint a full Trump face image on the casino’s exterior just before Ka-BOOOM!!

Meanwhile, as all eyeballs in America watch the media orchestrated drama unfold… the Trump floats, buses and Buicks circling the wagons round the White House in open carry formation, a post election last ditch attempt to save their misleader from forced eviction embarrassment… President Trump, just hours before turning into citizen/pumpkin Trumpty Dumpty, boards a private plane along with his possibly complicit family and friends (please take Steven Miller with you!!), giving everyone the slippery slip, including his most rabid supporters, and flees to a Trump friendly country with no extradition agreements with the USA. The goal, a successful ruse no one saw coming as his unsuspecting, rioting supporters are deceived into giving him cover as he slithers away. How incredibly brilliant!

Far fetched? I was originally going to post this as a not so long shot “head’s up for flight risk, kids!” a few months ago, and then my hunch was alluded to by Trump’s remark at a Macon, Georgia rally last October concerning the embarrassment of losing to Biden, “What am I going to do… Maybe I’ll have to leave the country“ (AP 10/19/20). Hot Damn… the dumb fkr mighta just gave his plot away! Kinda put a little more urgency in my sails. Transparent Trump? Who’d a thunk?!

And now, this just in from the NY Times, Jan 5th… “The president has told several people privately that he would rather lose with people thinking it was stolen from him than that he simply lost, according to people familiar with his remarks.” How about that. Seems very likely that all his bluster might have just been one premeditated, smoke screen stunt all along as his private jet patiently waits for the inevitable, “Let’s Get The Hell Outta Here!”, command.

Letters to Fugitive Trump, should my hunch come to pass… most likely deliverable to countries with no extradition treaties with America. Trump friendly Serbia comes to mind. I have heard rumors that some of his Russian creditors have invited him to wash dishes, scrub toilets, and pick up Fido’s poop until his debts are repaid. Meanwhile, watch America burn as the Trump friendlies go at it with the Trump hostiles adding to the burden of ongoing corona woes (hmmm, interesting timing)… and, as usual, Teflon Trump is temporarily free not to give a flying fk about the chaos he’s created. Hmmm, maybe one of those x-Trump supporting bounty hunters, or some of his very own Secret Service detail feeling the incredible pull of a patriotic moment (gentlemen, hint hint), might have a windfall $$$, or service to country (!!), opportunity here.

Buffalo Bob, Saudi bounty hunter, asks, “does he need to be breathing?”

“Boy Howdy, Buff Bob. Thanks for your professional inquiry. It is greatly preferred that he is breathing so as to be able to truthfully answer all questions asked by lawyers, juries, judges and a whole lot of x-Trump supporters who now feel betrayed. However, these conditions could be waived in the unlikely event Trump refuses to be truthful.”

Just sayin. I can’t wait for this round of electoral bullshit to be behind us so us flea marketeers can get on with our lives. Alas. Will it ever be behind us? And now, Jan. 6th, as the dust slowly settles from the Senate Biden confirmation/Stop the Steal protest, the question is, does he go out with a bang, or does he go out in a self-inflicted box? And now that Iraq has just put out an international warrant for his arrest (Hello international bounty hunters!!) for that assassination order a couple years ago… poor Donald, he’s damned if he flees and he’s damned if he stays! It seems karmic retribution is finally catching up to Trumpty Dumpty.  

Stay tuned, kids! More shameful behavior is sure to come!!

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